Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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