Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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