weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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