Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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