I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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