i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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