hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
