people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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