saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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