help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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