Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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