YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
