Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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