He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize