Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
