I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize