their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Randomize
