I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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