Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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