normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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