You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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