The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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