you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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