So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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