i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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