Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
3 2 1 whiskey
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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