PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My penis needs a shock collar
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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