Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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