Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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