How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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