yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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