i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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