The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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