What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Text me some of your sweat
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