I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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