You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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