im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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