i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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