Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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