That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
third nipple confirmed
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
