Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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