What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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