chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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