That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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