Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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