I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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