its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
