it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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