I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Bring me that man meat
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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