help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Someone signed my nipple.
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