OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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