If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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