who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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