Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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