Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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