Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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