I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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