I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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